How to find Chuck Norris
How to find Chuck Norris
Did you know Chuck Norris loves to read his own Jokes and the Chuck Norris pranks around the internet ? Here’s one of Chuck’s own responses that I found recently – very recently :
A short time back, a friend sent me one of those Chuck Norris Facts that circulate the Internet. It read, “Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.” Whoever wrote that fact has not seen me when I am watching a football game at home. I can tear the bag open during the first quarter and ask myself by halftime, “What’s this empty bag doing in my hand (while licking the salt from my fingertips)?” I won’t even tell you how quick a bowl of ice cream can disappear in the second half!
I wonder if Chuck has ever found him self online …. hmmmm.
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